How would you like your burglar?
With or without mayo?
WIMPS.tv is hearing reports of a spate of burglaries over the last few days, the most recent of which being at a successful Cathedral Quarter sandwich shop.
It is said that the robber was apprehended a short distance from the scene of the crime and was identified by a distinctive layer of mayonnaise. The robber allegedly head-butted his way out of the establishment via a window giving his mayo coating a dash of ketchup to taste.
The would-be robber was arrested but it remains to be seen whether or not the Mayo Burgler will strike again.
Lock up your condiments.
